When ONE person does laundry for FIVE people, the neglect is real. — Hey, Rachel...where have you been? Hey, striped towel. What’s up? Not much. The gang and I have just been chillin’ in a hamper for two weeks. Did you forget about us? Ooh, yikes. Honestly, yeah, I did. I’m sorry, but ever since moving into a house where the laundry room…