At 41, I Finally Learned The Function of Each of My Kitchen Knives

And where in the fridge to store my leafy greens. Thanks to Google, I may finally be an adult.

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Um…Mom? Why are you cooking? I mean, it’s awesome and all, you’ve just never really cooked much. And you’re getting all creative with stuff. You’ve never made any of these meals, like, ever.

Well, my dear child, it’s because I have a kitchen island. Plenty of counter space and lots of electrical outlets. And so much damn natural light from four windows and a sliding glass door that I’m seeing black dots right now.

And although I’m too blinded at the moment to chop this zucchini, it’s a glorious thing. You’ll understand when you’re older.

Parenting. Relationships. Real Life. You Can't Make This Shit Up.

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